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I just got back from my Customer Behavior class. It sounds way more interesting than it is, and it doesn't even sound that interesting. This class is like kindergarten. I start craving animal crackers halfway through. She asks us questions like, "Have you ever been misunderstood?" and "Are our memories accurate?" These, apparently, are questions that deserve entire class periods devoted to them. Up until today, I've successfully boycotted participating in this inane discussion. But about an hour ago I made my first comment. It wasn't a good comment or anything. I was just trying to prevent a zero in class participation. So what does that make me? That guy. I'm that guy.
I just got back from my Customer Behavior class. It sounds way more interesting than it is, and it doesn't even sound that interesting. This class is like kindergarten. I start craving animal crackers halfway through. She asks us questions like, "Have you ever been misunderstood?" and "Are our memories accurate?" These, apparently, are questions that deserve entire class periods devoted to them. Up until today, I've successfully boycotted participating in this inane discussion. But about an hour ago I made my first comment. It wasn't a good comment or anything. I was just trying to prevent a zero in class participation. So what does that make me? That guy. I'm that guy.
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